Januar 6, 2021 bear and a rabbit A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says…
Januar 6, 2021 Do Elephants Ever Forget? Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants and Cell-Phones Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t know their plans.
Januar 6, 2021 I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
Januar 6, 2021 A blind man in a store A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging…
Januar 6, 2021 There are no dogs allowed here A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says „You…
Januar 6, 2021 Seeing Eye Dog A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Got Any Grapes? A ducks walks into a bar and asks, „Got any grapes?“ The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes….