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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.

Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car,…

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side…

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with…

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

‚I’m very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,‘ said the principal at morning assembly. ‚ Now we…

There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him – a tall one for writing longhand, a…

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men…