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An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: „Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show…

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan…

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his…

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third…

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. „Boss,“ he says, „we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife…

A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at…

When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the executive toilets, return…

I’m always delighted when people stick their noses in my business – my company makes paper tissues.

When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn’t increase my…

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table,…