Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes What’s the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it’ll probably…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. „Remember,“ the doctor said, „don’t get excited, don’t get…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. „Where are you hurting?“ asked the doctor. „You have to help me, I hurt…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I’m a liar I can’t believe that!