Autor: ghost21

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

How was the hamburger murdered? First it was ‚rolled,‘ then smothered in onions

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded ’not guilty‘? I’ve been flamed!

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King!

In what school subjects does the teacher say, ‚Well done, hamburgers‘? A wide range of subjects – meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!