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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A…

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What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He’s trying to age disgracefully!

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!