Autor: ghost21

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One of…

A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. „You know…

There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out…

A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He’s camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions….

A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said,…

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw…

A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the island,…

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, „Father, how many wildlife biologists work…

Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many…