Autor: ghost21

What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

What’s yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? „You have a lot of appeal.“

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.