Autor: ghost21

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Little boy to airline pilot: „You’re a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting.“ Pilot: „Not if I do it right.“

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls…

A woman called and said, „I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes.“ I asked if she meant to fly…

„Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?“ „Center, make that request on the next frequency….“

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time…

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so…

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It…

A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his…