Autor: ghost21

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn’t…

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin

You’re spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they’ve always been blue!

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I’m afraid not. I’m only able to type with one hand as it is.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

Who sits on Cinderella’s keyboard? Buttons.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.