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Customer: „Why didn’t you tell me I have call waiting?“ Tech Support: „Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting.“…

Student: „Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?“ Computer Teacher: „In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you…

„This little computer,“ said the sales clerk, „will do half of your job for you.“ Studying the machine, the senior VP said, „Fine, I’ll…

After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, „I see you have an…

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the…

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer–the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace – was doing…

Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn’t…

Customer: „It says I’ve performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?“

Me: „What is that noise?“ Customer: „Hey Martinez!! I’m on the phone! Cut it out!“ Me: „What was that?“ Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!…

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain…