Autor: ghost21

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!

Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That’s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.

Teacher: What’s 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he’s finished.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.