Januar 6, 2021 Bath jokes Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the bath there…
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity? Second girl: No, it’s imagination.
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes I’m not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that’s the problem – you don’t please anyone.
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes Fred: What’s that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!
Januar 6, 2021 Bath jokes Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath. Dad: What’s wrong with that? You’ve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is…
Januar 6, 2021 Banana jokes How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.