Januar 6, 2021 The burglar and the parrot A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player toplace…
Januar 6, 2021 At the blood donor clinic A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: „What are you doing here today?“Woman: „Oh, I’m here to donate some…
Januar 6, 2021 Desert island encounter This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to…
Januar 6, 2021 Amish father Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty good.
Januar 6, 2021 Troubles getting into heaven Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter said „Sorry, only Christians are allowed in Heaven.“The Muslims said…
Januar 6, 2021 Lesbian at the gynecologist. A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come intothe exam…
Januar 6, 2021 Halloween party A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had…
Januar 6, 2021 Jesus meets Joseph St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him. Whilst ‚booking-in‘ the new…
Januar 6, 2021 The elephant's trunk transplant Jack goes to the doctor and says „Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect, can you help me?“After a complete examination the doctor tells…
Januar 6, 2021 The Man's Point System! THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it out, here itis:In the world of romance, one single rule…