Januar 6, 2021 Halloween party A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had…
Januar 6, 2021 Troubles getting into heaven Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter said „Sorry, only Christians are allowed in Heaven.“The Muslims said…
Januar 6, 2021 Child of the 80's (super long) You might be a child of the 80’s if…… you have deep, personal relationships via computer with people you’ve never met in real life…….
Januar 6, 2021 Jesus meets Joseph St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him. Whilst ‚booking-in‘ the new…
Januar 6, 2021 The elephant's trunk transplant Jack goes to the doctor and says „Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect, can you help me?“After a complete examination the doctor tells…
Januar 6, 2021 Amish father Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty good.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton and Gore at lunch! Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,“Are you…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde quickies 61-80 61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.62. Q: What’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter.“Well, Bill, I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 The fly The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain. All is quiet and still, and,…