Januar 6, 2021 The Race There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell…
Januar 6, 2021 What is a country song played backwards? What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job…
Januar 6, 2021 Mattresses At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Januar 6, 2021 Baking humor Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was 71. Known to friends as „Brown-n-Serve,“ Fresh was anavid gardener…
Januar 6, 2021 Top ten things men would do if … TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9….
Januar 6, 2021 Top ten things women would do … TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get…
Januar 6, 2021 Marooned An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bottle washed ashore and when they…
Januar 6, 2021 Penquins on Tour A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says „fill it up, please“. The Attendant notices that the front and back seats of…
Januar 6, 2021 How a man can tell if a woman has PMS She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.She puts on one of those pads with…
Januar 6, 2021 Bouncer Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell.