Januar 6, 2021 Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff. If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answer: The brunette… the blonde…
Januar 6, 2021 Penquins on Tour A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says „fill it up, please“. The Attendant notices that the front and back seats of…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde male A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding. Sitting at the bar at the reception, sucking up his…
Januar 6, 2021 The rain cloud. What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Januar 6, 2021 The Chicken's What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?“ Look what Marma-Lade!! „
Januar 6, 2021 Bouncer Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell.
Januar 6, 2021 Up, or down? There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her…
Januar 6, 2021 The Chinese construction worker. A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese. He says to the Irishman, „you’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Tongue Twisters A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next…
Januar 6, 2021 The Stub An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of…