Januar 6, 2021 The Chinese construction worker. A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese. He says to the Irishman, „you’re…
Januar 6, 2021 God and Moses went golfing. God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came up to the 5th hole. It was a dogleg to…
Januar 6, 2021 Darwin Awards As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice,has done the most…
Januar 6, 2021 Great reason to drink beer! A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and…
Januar 6, 2021 The Three Idiots Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned.The second…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Life can not be like Star Trek Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into thinking that the…
Januar 6, 2021 Health condition The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a…
Januar 6, 2021 Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa? Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Januar 6, 2021 Going to the Doctors There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ransometests and sent him home with some medicine. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Scottish Joke What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings „Hey, Hey, you, you , get off of my cloud.“An English sheepherder…