Januar 6, 2021 Watch what you say! My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, „Would you like to say…
Januar 6, 2021 Looking forward to old age. There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages.One was 60, another…
Januar 6, 2021 Bathroom Joke Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Januar 6, 2021 Jewish Girl Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops her nail file.
Januar 6, 2021 Men have only two faults. Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Januar 6, 2021 When it gets hot A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert. The Dutchman says: „I’ll bring an umbrella for the shade…
Januar 6, 2021 Two drunks Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights flashing in the rear view…
Januar 6, 2021 On the porch Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. „Bet you can’t guess how old I am,“ he says. „Bet I can,“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 Monica Lewinsky and a change machine? Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…“insert Bill here!“
Januar 6, 2021 Strong Britain -What makes Britain so strong? -It?s the two-party system. One bigparty on every friday and another big party on every saturday