Januar 6, 2021 Psychiatrist Handyman Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one … but the lightbulb has to REALLY want to change!
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde Trivia A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear…
Januar 6, 2021 Mayonaise Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m dressing!
Januar 6, 2021 The Pearly Gates A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who`s dressed in sunglasses, a loud…
Januar 6, 2021 Crossing Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken’s ass!
Januar 6, 2021 Funny bubbles Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles, but just to see the funny bubbles!
Januar 6, 2021 Why David Killed Goliath Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!
Januar 6, 2021 The lazy hubby A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, „Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been…
Januar 6, 2021 Jesus is watching You A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. „Jesus is watching you,“ a voice said „Huh?, oh well,“ the robber said and…
Januar 6, 2021 Worms. Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it…