Januar 6, 2021 Mice in a lightbulb? Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I don’t know how they’d get in there!
Januar 6, 2021 ABCP On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said „Say your ABCs first“The boy started…
Januar 6, 2021 Aging Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can…
Januar 6, 2021 Sneezes A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go…
Januar 6, 2021 New Barbie Doll Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s stuff!
Januar 6, 2021 M & M Factory Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the „W“s.
Januar 6, 2021 Farmboy & Bull Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies that he had to take the family cow over to…
Januar 6, 2021 Road-killed lawyer Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid marks in front of the deer!
Januar 6, 2021 What\'s O. J. Simpson\'s Internet address? Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.