Januar 6, 2021 Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key.3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so…
Januar 6, 2021 The new car. There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. „But,“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 National Anthem Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, „Yank My Doodle, It’s a Dandy.“
Januar 6, 2021 A REALLY Bad Day – True Story! A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:A man was working on his…
Januar 6, 2021 Governmental Study In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After one…
Januar 6, 2021 Herpes Prevention Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be a rubber tree…
Januar 6, 2021 What time does the bar open? At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.“It opens at…
Januar 6, 2021 Wipe your butt with a dollar. Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go…
Januar 6, 2021 Bathroom? Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. „You can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Nowhere, Vermont Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit…