Januar 6, 2021 To All Employees To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of…
Januar 6, 2021 Top Twenty Oxymorons Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill…
Januar 6, 2021 Snail talk Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Januar 6, 2021 Dirty Words One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word „shit“. He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde and the pop machine. A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine…“You’re a dumb-looking button!“…
Januar 6, 2021 Rejected Hallmark Cards Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at the bright side, she’s a really good lay.My tire was…
Januar 6, 2021 Upgrading to Husband 1.0 Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,…
Januar 6, 2021 Diet for Stress Diet for Stress How’s your stress level? This should help. It is more than a diet, so read on… This diet is designed to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Golden Toilet There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about 5 bars, and he drank, like, 17 beers.After he was…