Januar 6, 2021 World's Worst Pick-up Lines… World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.Just call…
Januar 6, 2021 Taste Test A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde on computer How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she’s made the corrections?She…
Januar 6, 2021 The Train A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the…
Januar 6, 2021 One Drink too many! After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Job well done! A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at…
Januar 6, 2021 It looks like plastic. An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his…
Januar 6, 2021 Psychiatric Christmas Carols Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented AreDementia — I Think I’ll Be Home For ChristmasNarcissistic —…
Januar 6, 2021 Viagra alert! A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened criminals and they can expect stiff sentences when caught!