Januar 6, 2021 Cows Earthquake Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A. A milk shake!
Januar 6, 2021 Spice Girl\\\\\\\'s Lightbulb Joke Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can’t sing, they can’t dance and they look awful….
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas party A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were there, and many of them are…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft and Santa NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree. Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide9. Salesman’s opening line: „You’re not a cop, are you?“8….
Januar 6, 2021 Restructuring at the North Pole The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about…
Januar 6, 2021 The problem with Santa! 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of…
Januar 6, 2021 Eye-Popping Tongue Twister A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs that you are an Internet Junkie. ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy—–for a year!!!!!2. You forgot how to work the TV…
Januar 6, 2021 What\'s the definition of strain? Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!