Januar 6, 2021 You're a Redneck if… You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ‚cause you’re in the same grade! …If u mow the grass and…
Januar 6, 2021 Joggers A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!
Januar 6, 2021 Di and Dolly Go To Heaven Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St….
Januar 6, 2021 The Facelift A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way…
Januar 6, 2021 The Physical This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her….
Januar 6, 2021 Dear Abby Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my little brother? He’s…
Januar 6, 2021 The Old Lady & the Cashier A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde Swims the english Channel A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English Channel.A group of spectators anxiously…
Januar 6, 2021 Too many beers. So I said „Hey man, that’s my beer.“Then he says, „No man, that’s my beer.“ Then the beers say, „No man, we’re our own…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs you are a Canadian 1. You stand in „line-ups“ at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by the term, „Homo Milk“3. You understand the phrase, „Could you…