Januar 6, 2021 Signs you are a Canadian 1. You stand in „line-ups“ at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by the term, „Homo Milk“3. You understand the phrase, „Could you…
Januar 6, 2021 Oh Baby! A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be…
Januar 6, 2021 The Facelift A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way…
Januar 6, 2021 Spicy Panties A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went…
Januar 6, 2021 Too many beers. So I said „Hey man, that’s my beer.“Then he says, „No man, that’s my beer.“ Then the beers say, „No man, we’re our own…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde Swims the english Channel A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English Channel.A group of spectators anxiously…
Januar 6, 2021 Dear Abby Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my little brother? He’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Acronyms PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI- System Can’t See It BASIC- Bill’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Point Of View 1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2. It’s not true that married men live longer than single…