Januar 6, 2021 Women's Snappy Comebacks Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =“Haven’t we met before?“ Woman: „Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.“Man: =“Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: „Yeah,…
Januar 6, 2021 Computerized Payroll (Y2K) January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s)….
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton strikes out. Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, „Can I take your…
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Januar 6, 2021 Wife's Operation I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and „sir do you have a extra $20.00, my wife needs an…
Januar 6, 2021 The Punk and the Old Fart There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and…
Januar 6, 2021 Great Female Comebacks Man: „Haven’t we met before?“Woman: „Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.“Man: „Haven’t I seen you someplace before?Woman: „Yeah, that’s why I don’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Lone Ranger The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked…
Januar 6, 2021 Boxing Referee And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he’d start counting „10, 9,8….“
Januar 6, 2021 Pope There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing…