Januar 6, 2021 Inventions By Blondes Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights 4. Submarine screen doors 5. A book on how to…
Januar 6, 2021 Having a baby at 80 An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. „I’ve never been better!“ he replies. „I’ve got an…
Januar 6, 2021 Crocodile-done-blonde A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The…
Januar 6, 2021 Tired gynocologist What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Januar 6, 2021 Disorder in Court From a little book called „Disorder in the Court“. These are things that people actually said in court, word for word.Q: What is your…
Januar 6, 2021 Horny Nurses! 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says „I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Retarded Duck Farmer There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he came up with…
Januar 6, 2021 Ring Those Bells A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally…
Januar 6, 2021 Talking Dog A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to the barstool and sit down. The owner orders two beers….