Januar 6, 2021 Miss Muffet Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and said: „hey, whatsin…
Januar 6, 2021 So Fat… Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Januar 6, 2021 Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes. Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)* 50 degrees:Miami residents turn on the…
Januar 6, 2021 3rd Graders There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest tits?The blonde, because she…
Januar 6, 2021 Cyber lingo for rednecks Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the cat chases.
Januar 6, 2021 Prostitutes and Drug Dealers What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Januar 6, 2021 How did you break YOUR leg?? A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom. No facilities nearby, she decided to find a sheltered…