Januar 6, 2021 Greek tailor. An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: „Euripides?“ (You-rip-e-dees) MAN: „Eumenedes??“ (You-men-e-dees)(Say it quickly, it works!)
Januar 6, 2021 Yabba Dabba If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually…
Januar 6, 2021 Clothes make the person…? What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Januar 6, 2021 Kinky Sex There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year, and the bride isn’t getting any sex. Just about every…
Januar 6, 2021 Give 100% at Work Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember …….When you’re having a really bad day and…
Januar 6, 2021 Arnold:the musical Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers.Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he’ll…
Januar 6, 2021 The Drunk and the Nun There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When the bar closed he…
Januar 6, 2021 Snail Tracks Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks like snails!
Januar 6, 2021 Vikings in a Dome. Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!