Januar 6, 2021 Even in Disguise A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.“How much is that television set?“ she asks.“Sorry, we don’t sell…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rubdown A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the hospital’s more attractive nurses.While manipulating the man’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Somebody flunked elf school… 5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, „My name’s the same as yours.“Santa’s helper blows his cover when…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad Timing A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50…
Januar 6, 2021 Will you rember me?? Hey bob,“Will you rember me tomorrow??“ „Yes“ „Will you rember me next week??“ „Yes“ „Will you rember me next month??“ „Yes“ „Will yoiu rember…
Januar 6, 2021 4 nuns go to heaven Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in line to go…
Januar 6, 2021 Restroom Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says:…
Januar 6, 2021 The Truth With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he was not having sex with that woman… Of course he…
Januar 6, 2021 You're not a kid anymore when… You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.You can live without sex, but not without glasses.Your back…
Januar 6, 2021 The Honeymoon The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.The old woman said, „We will go to all…