Januar 6, 2021 Couple There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won’t sleep with him because she’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Shorties A little boy asked his father, „Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?“ And the father replied, „I don’t know son, I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex! TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SECRET HOLE8. ALLOWED SEVERAL FISH DAILY7. CAN…
Januar 6, 2021 Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Januar 6, 2021 Happy Anniversary A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary.“Guess what, darling,“ he said,…
Januar 6, 2021 Jack and the Beanstalk Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. After climbing the first cloud he met a stinky,…
Januar 6, 2021 Dave's adventure in a cave (limerick) There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one tit,but think of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Whom Do You Trust? A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were.The doctor explains that he has some bad news,…
Januar 6, 2021 Energizer Bunny (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for „going and going and going…“ passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this…
Januar 6, 2021 Voodoo Dick Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a well known sex addict. But because the man could not…