Januar 6, 2021 Pinnochio Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. „Every time we make love,“ she said, „I get splinters!“So he went back…
Januar 6, 2021 The Poo List! The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there’s no poo in the bowl.The…
Januar 6, 2021 Top Ten Signs You're Becoming a Teenager Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used word in your vocabulary.9) „Metal Mouth“ and „Tinsel Teeth“ have…
Januar 6, 2021 Morals of Story One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the…
Januar 6, 2021 Long Tongue There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck it out for the doctor, the nurse went, „Aaaaaahhh!!!“
Januar 6, 2021 Whom Do You Trust? A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were.The doctor explains that he has some bad news,…
Januar 6, 2021 Auto Light A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, „And how are you doing today, Mr. Johnson?“Mr. Johnson…
Januar 6, 2021 Energizer Bunny (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for „going and going and going…“ passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this…
Januar 6, 2021 Voodoo Dick Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a well known sex addict. But because the man could not…