Januar 6, 2021 Get Me Out! There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put into an old-folks home because the son could not provide…
Januar 6, 2021 Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash of dermatologists A speck of forensic pathologists A poke of…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't Cut An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of…
Januar 6, 2021 Cow gives birth A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Bronze sculptures A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture…
Januar 6, 2021 Sid and Barney play golf Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes….
Januar 6, 2021 Engineer in a bar There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived the disaster went into the local…
Januar 6, 2021 Painful Screams Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Yes or No Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
Januar 6, 2021 Honda, Honda! A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people. Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, and…