Januar 6, 2021 Long Life Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you!
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde with Big Tummy Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?
Januar 6, 2021 Easy Specimens An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old man can’t believe it. He…
Januar 6, 2021 The Urinalysis One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got to the doctor’s…
Januar 6, 2021 The Vet Delivers There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called…
Januar 6, 2021 Looking Great This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and he’s sitting in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Definition of an anesthesiologist An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.
Januar 6, 2021 Deep Cuts Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!