Januar 6, 2021 Easy Specimens An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old man can’t believe it. He…
Januar 6, 2021 The Urinalysis One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got to the doctor’s…
Januar 6, 2021 The Vet Delivers There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called…
Januar 6, 2021 Looking Great This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and he’s sitting in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Definition of an anesthesiologist An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.
Januar 6, 2021 Deep Cuts Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Januar 6, 2021 Looking A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in a…
Januar 6, 2021 Coffee Klatch Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends „My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone…
Januar 6, 2021 Another Castration A man went to his doctor and said, „I want to be castrated.““What?“ said the doctor, „surely you don’t want that.““Yes,“ said the man,…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck Doctor How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He signs „his“ name under „cause of death!“