Januar 6, 2021 The Splice A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant’s trunk onto the man’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Gimme A Cookie Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the…
Januar 6, 2021 A Miracle A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just…
Januar 6, 2021 No Pantyhose There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So he sees this cute nurse and says, „How about a…
Januar 6, 2021 Headaches This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor. After a thorough exam, the physician called…
Januar 6, 2021 Coffee Klatch Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends „My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone…
Januar 6, 2021 Another Castration A man went to his doctor and said, „I want to be castrated.““What?“ said the doctor, „surely you don’t want that.““Yes,“ said the man,…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck Doctor How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He signs „his“ name under „cause of death!“
Januar 6, 2021 Soviet Physician What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally deficient.
Januar 6, 2021 By the Lantern Light The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To…