Januar 6, 2021 Marry Farmer Jones Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his wife: „When I’m dead I…
Januar 6, 2021 Where Did You Get The Idea? On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, „Have I ever told you how handsome and sexy and irresistible…
Januar 6, 2021 What A Party! After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, „What the hell…
Januar 6, 2021 Dare to Swim Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had…
Januar 6, 2021 Go Softly Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking; lest she should…
Januar 6, 2021 Followed „I’m fed up with your jealousy,“ the furious wife told her husband.“Do you think I don’t realize you’re having me followed by a detective…
Januar 6, 2021 Both Golf „Honey, I have a confession to make,“ a guy told his bride. „I’m a golf nut. You’ll never see me on weekends during golf…
Januar 6, 2021 What Gauge A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. „It’s for my husband,“ she tells the clerk.“Did he tell you what…
Januar 6, 2021 Happy To Have Me Home! „You know,“ a guy told his buddies, „I’m a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when…
Januar 6, 2021 Mailman Here? Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty hard.