Januar 6, 2021 Black Eye Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!
Januar 6, 2021 High On a Plane A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid sat with his nose glued to…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead Kitten A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. This kitten, having no road sense,…
Januar 6, 2021 Swallowed A Penny My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Brushing the Child If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work, use the other side of the brush on the other…
Januar 6, 2021 Naming Children After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Januar 6, 2021 Darn Candle! On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have…
Januar 6, 2021 Great Singer From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I’ve restricted…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't Pee In the Pool The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.“Everyone knows,“ the mother lectured him, „that from time to…