Januar 6, 2021 Samples Needed My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a semen specimen.I told him, „Just give…
Januar 6, 2021 Incompatible Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and I weren’t compatible. I’m a virgo and he’s an asshole!
Januar 6, 2021 Fourth Time Married Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.Jim: What happened to your first three wives? Joe: They…
Januar 6, 2021 Act of Generosity A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…“I feel real good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I…
Januar 6, 2021 So She Would Love You Man says to God, „God, why did you make woman so beautiful?“ God says, „So you would love her.““But God,“ the man says, „why…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Man, Then Woman God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you create a masterpiece.
Januar 6, 2021 Mens Endowments God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis. The brain was a good gift as it…
Januar 6, 2021 Dumb,eh? A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate lovemaking with a total…
Januar 6, 2021 Apologetic Spouse Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have a newborn infant and children 1, 2, 3, and 4…
Januar 6, 2021 Responsible Husband My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible for it.