Januar 6, 2021 Hypothetical Question A little boy goes up to his father and asks:“Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?“The father replies: „Well son, I could give…
Januar 6, 2021 3 times a virgin. A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible.“Well,“ she said. „The first time…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad eyes. A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, „I wish you had a flashlight.“He says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Rotten Cherry There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her…
Januar 6, 2021 New Viruses Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw out your computer. I repeat,…
Januar 6, 2021 You're hooked if… It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and…
Januar 6, 2021 Understanding Your Paycheck: Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22 Rual Tax4.44 Back Tax1.11 Front Tax1.16 Side tax1.61 Up Tax2.22…
Januar 6, 2021 Mom's Brownies Recipe Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr…
Januar 6, 2021 Hmmm…Ponderings What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — „Gosh, if we have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Whimsical Sayings Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.Why is „abbreviation“ such a…