Januar 6, 2021 Driving Test Answers The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school.Q: Do you yield when…
Januar 6, 2021 Ding! Ding! A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:“Widow looking…
Januar 6, 2021 Golfers and the Genie A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole she sends the ball smashing through…
Januar 6, 2021 Join A Club The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? – Pardon me?The Arafat club? – Yessir.The Alzheimer’s club? –…
Januar 6, 2021 21 types of pissers! 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss…
Januar 6, 2021 State Capitals Are: A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her „go do something to prove them…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Problem „Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?““Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.““What sort of trouble?““Well, I was just typing along,…
Januar 6, 2021 Geekonics GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education of children who have grown up immersed in computer lingo,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Little Boy Who Was Stomping One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his father came out and saw what the little boy was…
Januar 6, 2021 Artificial Insemination A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant,…