Januar 6, 2021 Freedom Cost Him An Arm A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:“My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few…
Januar 6, 2021 Having Babies Questions Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mother, where do babies come from?Mom: Well dear…a…
Januar 6, 2021 100's of Bumper Stickers „The gene pool could use a little chlorine.““All generalizations are false.““Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.““Time is what keeps everything from happening…
Januar 6, 2021 OJ's Clock A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says „I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Phrases For Everyday Life Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can…
Januar 6, 2021 Bounced Check A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: „Your check came back.“The old man replied, „So did my arthritis!“
Januar 6, 2021 Advice From Mom A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out…
Januar 6, 2021 Current Charges Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making a double pun when they send their bill commanding „Please…
Januar 6, 2021 Say Again? A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area – Expected around…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man 1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.2. He had no in-laws to drop…