Januar 6, 2021 Tax On Sale A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks,…
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Januar 6, 2021 Bill Gates, the Antichrist PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666WINDOWS9587…
Januar 6, 2021 Dr. Seuss Episode of ER IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER’s great,But. . . there are problems that can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Trucker Computer Terms „Hard drive“ — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.“Keyboard“ —- Place to…
Januar 6, 2021 Outsmarting the Boss A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and „the boys“ soon befriended him. Just before lunch one day a fellow…
Januar 6, 2021 New Viruses! OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells…
Januar 6, 2021 Gun Barrel A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks „What does one do about sex around…
Januar 6, 2021 Deodorants Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:“I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.““Does…