Januar 6, 2021 HELP…911 A man frantically calls 911 and says, „help…my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart“.911: „is this her first…
Januar 6, 2021 You know you're out of college when… You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed…
Januar 6, 2021 30 Ways to Annoy Someone. 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write „for sensual massage.“3. Specify that your drive-through order is…
Januar 6, 2021 Things NOT to say to a Cop! Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar…
Januar 6, 2021 Cork it! There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse.They were in the showerhouse and the first…
Januar 6, 2021 How to give your Cat a Pill. 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb…
Januar 6, 2021 Cat's Prayer Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and…
Januar 6, 2021 The Difference is…… What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his paycheck!
Januar 6, 2021 The eleventh commandment We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton.“Thou shalt not put thy rod…
Januar 6, 2021 Newest game at the whitehouse What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!