Januar 6, 2021 Ice-fishing Blonde. A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary „tools“ together, she…
Januar 6, 2021 What's in a name anyway. Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting in that park every sunny day,…
Januar 6, 2021 Line Dancing What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!
Januar 6, 2021 Oh boy! The blonde says to her friend, „My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.“Her friend says, „You should give him Head and Shoulders.“The blonde thinks for…
Januar 6, 2021 The nursing home. One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next…
Januar 6, 2021 Whale of a Story. A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized…
Januar 6, 2021 Happy Birthday…yech! Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, „Please do me a favor. It feels like something’s stuck up my ass. Could…
Januar 6, 2021 The New Priest A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins and their punishments.The door opened and…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference… Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!