Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover’s funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: „Leave it to Beaver.“
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn’t even know he was sick !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, „Have you got any books about committing suicide?“ The librarian said, „Yes….
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. „Well boys, the time is near, and when…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Doctor, doctor, I’m at death’s door! Don’t worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes „Why are you crying Fred?“ asked the teacher. “ ‚Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .“ „Fred,“ said…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend’s wife has died. When he knocks…