Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes At the inquest into her husband’s death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband’s last…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes I’ve been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare’s dead, silly. No wonder he hasn’t replied.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes „Why are you crying Fred?“ asked the teacher. “ ‚Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .“ „Fred,“ said…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Vampire 1: „I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died.“ Vampire 2: „How awful!“ Vampire 1: „Yes. Fortunately, I found…