Januar 6, 2021 Standing Still During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general….
Januar 6, 2021 French Fighter Pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer Hunting Regulations! NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and „WildLife“ Sec. 12001. Any person with a valid hunting license may harvest…
Januar 6, 2021 The Absent Minded Doctor A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs you've grown up! 1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Too Much! A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom’s best man takes…
Januar 6, 2021 Tasty Lawyer? The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out…
Januar 6, 2021 The Scottsman! What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rolling Stones says, „Hey you! Get…
Januar 6, 2021 More Darwin Awards! THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to…
Januar 6, 2021 FBI-CIA-LAPD!!! The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to…